Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne
aka the most metal popsicle
(Source: stunningpicture, via mirahxox)
"Why do dogs sniff the ground and have to find the perfect spot before they poop?"
They are aligning their poop with the magnetic polarity of the earth. Dogs true sixth sense Is an ability to smell magnetism. Look in your backyard or any park for that matter. All dog poop points to magnetic north.
"I’m fine… it’s fine… I - I was just, uh, laying on the floor…" - Edward Kenway
So the drunk Captain Pissoff has his own tag now…